School Days. . .13/365

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson."

-Tom Bodett

Inevitable. . .18/365

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

-Groucho Marx

Almost Human. . .17/365

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."

-Roger Caras

Attempting To Play. . .16/365

"Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."

-Oscar Wilde

First Lesson. . .15/365

"My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am."

-Joan Jett

Just One Shot. . .15/365

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."

-Frank Sinatra

Mail Call. . .14/365

"I get mail; therefore I am."

-Scott Adams